skanke:

acidic-child:

Holy shit

oUCH

a-pedophile-potato:

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

A deeply touching story

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I get jealous and have a short temper and I get quite clingy. But baby I promise no one will ever love you like me. (via 0bvi0uslygay)

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credz